What I'm Reading

Frankel, Punching In

OK, trying to get back on the horse here. 80 pages in, this one of the most irritating books I can think of, or recall reading in months. It's as if the NAM or Chamber of Commerce or, I don't know, the Corporation for Corporate Imagemaking sneakily decided to subsidize an answer book to Ehrenreich's Nickel and Dimed, and so off this guy goes to work at UPS (loves it--the only bad thing is that sometimes the workers are mean to the managers), tries to get a job at the Container Store (apparently heaven on earth, and he's just not heroically moved enough by containers to get the job there), Whole Foods (not enough of a team player, but the store is ideally laid out and makes shopping wonderfully fun, like in a small-town market), and now Home Depot Pro (where they sport awesome black aprons and are really, really expert). No criticism, no irony, no worry about all these psych profiles; just good, clean capitalism. Yecch.

I suspect something evil here, and I intend to get to the bottom of it. Must finish first, to see if there's any corporate mass employer that is not a wonderful collection of humanitarians eagerly seeking our highest potential. I suspect none of them will turn out to be.

year in review, part II

Additions, remarks, and odd things I learned this year:

Harvey Milk was essentially an old-style ethnic politician, just with sexual orientation as his organizing principle. Loved the film, but what Milk skimps on is how much hardball Harvey could and did play--there were a lot of gay dollars around SF in the 70s, and he knew what to do with them to win political representation, union jobs, and a seat or two at the table. He also was a Goldwater Republican who in some ways never really changed his political colors. (Randy Shilts, The Mayor of Castro Street)

Max Allan Collins gets to write too many novels for Hard Case Crime. I like pulp as much as the next person, I really believe that, but he writes the same damn thing every time. Almost exactly. I think this is taking the whole verisimilitude bit too far.

Gloria Steinem took CIA money as a student activist in the 50s, as did Richard Wright and Nina Simone. A bunch of former Communists put on the payroll, though, were pretty unsatisfactory employees, as they took the agency's money and continued on a campaign of factionalism and plunder of anyone who did not share their exact strain of beliefs. (Hugh Wilford, The Mighty Wurlitzer)

being a 19th-century criminal was really not fun: talk about nasty, brutish, and short. And once you talked to the cops, you were pretty much dead meat on the street. And the prisons were even worse. (Gilfoyle, A Pickpocket's Tale) Also, running a gang is hard, particularly as regards the question of punishment and deterrence--how hard do you discipline people? when do you need to lay down the law, and when can you outsource? when do you just let things go? (Venkatesh, Gang Leader for a Day)

Jacob Riis pretty much invented the multimedia presentation, touring with his photos of NYC slums in the 1890s, and made a pretty good career of it as well (Yochelson and Czitrom, Rediscovering Jacob Riis)

Thomas Jefferson was attacked as a dangerous atheist, and John Adams as a religious fundamentalist who would turn the US into a theocracy in the election of 1800 (Larson, A Magnificent Catastrophe)

you can tell how hard farm people in the 30s worked by their recipes, which all seem to call for massive amounts of soaking and cooking in cream. Either that, or they were all really fat and this has been excised from photos (Kalish, Little Heathens)

intellectual stunt-journalism books are harder to pull off than it looks: Jacobs' The Know-It-All, where he reads the entire Encyclopedia Britannica, is funny most of the way through, but can someone with a Brown BA really be as ignorant as Jacobs sometimes shows himself to be?or is that part of the shtick? Shea's Reading the OED, where he, well, reads the entire OED, is basically a bunch of odd words with a few pages of OK rumination dressing them up. He sounds like a nice guy, but it's a thin book. Honestly, Ken Jennings' autobiography/apologia/trivia-nerd defense, Brainiac, which is far better than it has any right to be, remains the cream of the crop for me.

you can draw some interesting homologies between dominant modes of social experience and sports--football, with all of its regimentation and military lingo, was of particular cultural centrality in the 60s and 70s, when those experiences had formed a central part of the lives of many Americans (Mandelbaum, The Meaning of Sports)

people were making waterboarding jokes, in a satirical context, 100 years ago, given that the tactic was being used in the Philippines--and thus it must have resided at least somewhere in the collective consciousness. What happened in the interim? (Crosby, Captain Jinks, Hero: from the NYT review, Aug. 30, 1902: "A good American sitting among his broken idols and ruefully rubbing the welts and bruises his patriotism receives from the bastinado which Mr. Ernest Crosby wields in Captain Jinks, Hero, may, nevertheless, find balm in the thought that he wrote it in six weeks -- as his publisher announces.")

the Inquisition pretty much invented every tactic of spy agencies and tribunals, including agents provocateurs, going after financial assets, forcing accused people to denounce others to survive, and using secret evidence (Kirsch, The Grand Inquisitor's Manual)

someone could make a great movie about Venice Beach around 1980-81, when steroids were making their way into bodybuilding culture with what can only be called great bursts of energy. The whole revolution of everyone and everything around Arnold, and the shady dudes prescribing everywhere the informed eye knew to look, would be one of the cooler and mostly unexplored subcultures to put on the screen (Assael, Steroid Nation; see also the excellent documentary Bigger, Stronger, Faster*)

Abraham Lincoln came into office with no knowledge of military affairs, so, in order to prevent his generals from steamrolling him, he gave himself a crash course in military history. George McClellan, who had graduated from West Point at 20 ranked #2 in the class (the famous class of '46 that also included Stonewall Jackson, Pickett, and 20 other Civil War generals), had had so many experiences of early success that all he would do was sit around and whine about how Lincoln never gave him enough troops. Reason #50 why Lincoln rocks. (McPherson, Tried by War) When McClellan ran as a Peace Democrat in 1864, he was actually more pro-war than some in his party, who were openly rooting for a Confederate victory; there were significant disturbances and attacks on military recruiters in places like Ohio (home of exiled congressman Clement Vallandingham), which does at least make me both defend and worry about the kinds of civil-liberties measures Lincoln chose to win the war (Weber, Copperheads)

it's far too easy to buy your way into college. When I read about, say, the Olsen twins or whoever going to NYU, I thought, well, maybe they're actually smart. Or maybe not, since there are all sorts of loopholes to let dumb children of the rich and powerful, or famous people with no particular academic distinction, into prestigious schools, no matter how horrid their academic records. This has been going on overtly for most of the century, and semi-covertly for the past 15 years. Duke has more or less leaped two levels in reputation over the past 30 years on the backs of such development admits (Golden, The Price of Admission; Karabel, The Chosen)

it is not so dangerous to attend soccer matches in England now, partly because you can't buy tickets to matches unless you have a previous history of ticket-buying. Also, there are lots of police stationed everywhere, and a lot of the louts have been priced out. (Culpepper, Bloody Confused!)

Year in review 2008

Faithful reader E.G., whom I ran into on the street pretty much in front of the house, asks if in fact I have read anything since October. Well, yes. So, to get back on the horse, here we go:

books read last year: 210
minutes of exercise: 21,260 (took the last week-and-a-half of the year mostly off, so I missed my compulsive goal of an hour a day by 640 minutes, or a mere 1 min. 45 seconds per day).
Evidence that I am not alone in this comes from my gym, which has installed these crazy bikes that have courses you can race on and even a lame game where you ride through dragons. You can create a login and then track all of your progress (average mph, calories, distance ridden) and graph it against everyone who's registered, break down the data by age and sex, club, bike type, and region. So there--I am clearly not the only one. If they had something like GTA on there, except you had to pedal your car, I would be Lance Armstrong.

Actually, not--they give you the mph rating at which you're pedaling, and I've been up to about 27, but not for long (did 1 mile in 2:26, which works out to 24.65 mph). I think the guys on the Tour de France regularly pedal at like 30+, for hours. According to this, in 2005 Lance Armstrong averaged 25.82 mph over 86 hours, with a top speed of 35.54 mph (that's an average, too, which means he did this for more than an hour) for a 41.85-mile time trial. Dang. Still, it would kick butt if you could ride around and shoot things.  Since you have to, you know, stay on the course, that has cut down on my reading a bit. But it's more fun than I would have expected.

Anyway. Best however many of the year, in fiction:
Gruber, Tropic of Night--African shamans and folklore, taken seriously and exported to Miami, where they enrich the tropical stew. Reminds me of those paranormal George C. Chesbro mysteries I ate up as a teenager. Pretty dang literate, and suspenseful. His last book made it into trade pb, which is a nice step up.
Faust, Money Shot--the best hard-boiled mystery I've ever read set in the world of porn. Also the only hard-boiled mystery I've ever read set in the world of porn.
Bolaño, Nazi Literature in the Americas--funny and compassionate, in an odd way: even his Nazis are compulsive writers who submit their work to endless contests, found minor journals no one reads, create weird personal mythologies that only other obsessives follow, and carry on with little compunction about their horrendous beliefs. Bought 2666 the day it came out and am stuck on p. 60 or so, but will get back in there slugging soon.
Gaiman, American Gods--mythology, confidence games, gods fighting, a prison novel, end-times prophecy: pretty much every genre there is mashed together, and it all works astonishingly well as a story; you don't just sit there and admire how well he mixes it all. A heck of a trick.
Park, Personal Days--or Ferris, And Then We Came to the End, both of which concern politics, office politics, and relationships, and how weird work is in general. Hard to separate what exactly happens in each, though Ferris's collective narrator captures something scarily essential about office culture
Hamilton, The Slaves of Solitude--WWII fought out within the confines of an English rooming-house. Dry, hilarious, mean. Particularly recommended to Eoin.
O'Neill, Netherland--Gatsby as a post-9/11 West Indian named Chuck Ramakissoon, and cricket as a grand metaphor for about 15 things. Which reminded me that I know two people who are actually really interested in cricket, and who showed me cricket videos on YouTube.
Hemon, The Lazarus Project--history and the usual hilarious black-comic Balkan self-loathing, mixed in with photos and a reimagined story about an immigrant killed by Chicago's police chief for what may have been anarchism or just simple confusion. What Everything Is Illuminated should have been. (Reminds me of the people I got stuck next to on the flight back from NY--out-of-the-catalogue twentysomethings: he had the hobbit beard, sagged pants, chain wallet, hoodie, and she was reading, yes, Everything Is Illuminated. Couldn't tell if they were friends with benefits, just friends, a couple, or what. Ah, these young people.)
Gran, Dope--mean, twisty, bleak little female-centered noir set in 50s NYC. Lives up to the Jim Thompson comparisons by reviewers.
Bloom, Away--who knew she had it in her? After writing some great New Yorker fiction (not exactly an insult, but definitely a genre), Bloom here presents a brutal, unsentimentally funny, vivid take on Jewish NY in the 1920s, along with a semi-tall tale about a real-life woman who tried to walk to Siberia to get her child back. A powerhouse of a story, told with color and a drive I had no clue she could muster.

In nonfiction:

Kaplan, When the Astors Owned New York--and boy, did they. I think I'm supposed to call this "delicious," which may presume a higher interest in antique society gossip than you or I possess. (Also makes me ponder the continued career of Louis Auchincloss, who seems to turn out a small, elegant, [and totally uninteresting to me] novel every year or so about latter-day NYC WASPs. I guess someone reads them--maybe the adult version of whoever reads Gossip Girl novels? I begged one from a student--"I won't be your enabler," she protested, before giving in to my whining--and my soul felt maimed afterward. I tried Twilight, too, but the first page was so horrid that I couldn't do it. Susan kinda liked all four, though, so your mileage may vary.)
Dalrymple, The Last Mughal--vivid, thoughtful, wonderful look at the 1857 mutiny through the eyes of actual Indians as well as Brits, with a full ration of savagery and imperial brutalism. Later, it turns out that someone we knew is a descendant of the Mughals and had read the book, which was awesome. She also loves (and even slightly prefers) his White Mughals, which I got about a quarter of the way through but will pick up again in deference to Priya.
Faust, This Republic of Suffering--about how the Civil War instituted an entire new regime dedicated to managing suffering, which relates not just to the world of emotions but to refrigeration, cemeteries, and pensions. A powerful and resonant book. Also, Dray, Capitol Men, about the impossibly courageous African-American politicians who made Barack Obama possible.
Mendelsohn, The Lost--another of those people I would be if I were way smarter. Mendelsohn traces the members of his family lost in the Holocaust while also considering the story of Genesis as a way of understanding why the world is and people exist in the first place. Paul R. suggested that he was probably sleeping with all of his translators, too. If so, more power to him.
Halberstam, The Making of a Quagmire--calls the entire course of the Vietnam War, in about 1963. Also some amazing stuff about how hard the Kennedy and Johnson White Houses strove to get him silenced or pulled from the country.
Gourevitch, Standard Operating Procedure--or Mayer, The Dark Side; or Lichtblau, Bush's Law; or Filkins, The Forever War--at some point, I got tired of all the malfeasance (couldn't read the Cheney biog, though Lisa R-S recommended it), but before that, got as much chapter-and-verse as I needed. Filkins' take on the war rewrites Herr's Dispatches in ways that are chilling, immediate, and horrific; he really shoves your face in what it's like to be older and under fire and protected only by massively-armed 20-year-olds. It's not a good feeling.
Perlstein, Before the Storm--the definitive Barry Goldwater book, I'm sure, and one not weighed down by the overly large historical claims made in Nixonland, which I think is a little too much a politics-junkie's book: every story gets told (admittedly, some of them great, as when Jack Germond jokes that George Romney, Mitt's dad, is such a maladroit communicator that "the Governor later clarified" is a key on his typewriter), whether or not it ultimately mattered, and I think the result mistakes overheated rhetoric for real political commitments. What's now particularly interesting to me about the Goldwater book is what it will show in 10 years. If the republic actually elects President Palin (the Repubs, Perlstein points out at length in both books, were essentially written off by political scientists as a permanent minority party after LBJ crushed Goldwater in 1964), then it's going to be really, really scarily relevant. I'm rooting for historical curiosity instead.
Fatsis, A Few Seconds of Panic--it really sucks to play pro football in a lot of ways, and the players grasp most of them. In a surprising way, a great book about a modern American workplace. Also mentions born-again kicker Jason Elam's Christian thriller Monday Night Jihad, which I saw at JFK airport and briefly considered reading. But I read Left Behind, and that was crap (though I am still rather a large fan of LB II the film; III sucked, even with Lou Gossett), and I'd rather someone with those politics not get my money. (Sounds more decent than you'd expect, though. From the PW review: "Rich details about life as an NFL player invigorate the story; the details become problematic when the story gets wordy (as in one long and unnecessary chapter toward the end of the book). Although the final [...] plot twist is too easy, unexpected humor helps leaven the serious themes, and the sparks of romance that fly between Riley and an American Muslim woman will pique readers' interest.")
Page, The City's End--several hundred years of fantasies of the end of NYC. Amazing a) how many people have wanted it destroyed b) how hopeful these visions can be for a new future. Introduced me to a fascinating WEB DuBois story about the racial possibilities of the city's end that I'd never known of. (Here's an interesting review in an SF mag.)
Hajdu, The Ten-Cent Plague--poor old EC comics, beaten down by the forces of, well, the usual. A great bit of comics history, enlivened in particular by interviews with those who did the burning as well as those who got burned. Plus that great bit from Gaines' congressional testimony:
            Mr. BEASER. There would be no limit actually to what you put in the magazines?

            Mr. GAINES. Only within the bounds of good taste.

            Mr. BEASER. Your own good taste and salability?

            Mr. GAINES. Yes.

            Senator KEFAUVER. Here is your May 22 issue. This seems to be a man with a bloody ax holding a woman's head up which has been severed from her body. Do you think that is in good taste?

            Mr. GAINES. Yes, sir; I do, for the cover of a horror comic. A cover in bad taste, for example, might be defined as holding the head a little higher so that the neck could be seen dripping blood from it and moving the body over a little further so that the neck of the body could be seen to be bloody.

            Senator KEFAUVER. You have blood coming out of her mouth.  

            Mr. GAINES. A little.

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Torture

I need to take a break from these and read some mysteries. After hearing Philippe Sands on Fresh Air (great Jeremy Irons voice, which apparently John "it depends on what the meaning of 'implement' is" Yoo whined about when debating him; how dare he be eloquent?), decided to read his Torture Team, and this. Both really saddening and depressing; hard to say which is worse. This is about the 3 million civil-liberties violations the government rammed through after 9/11 (course idea: US Since 2001. We usually teach US Since 1945, since I think the idea was that we never really cover that period, but we sorta do now, at least until 1968), Lichtblau's breaking of the wiretapping and bank surveillance stories, and a lot of really interesting stuff about the interplay between government and newspaper--there was a heavy-duty lobbying campaign going on in the Bush administration wherein they brought out every heavy gun they could imagine to convince the Times not to run the stories. Maybe the most interesting part is a throwaway point about government leakers now, who apparently all want to be Deep Throat II (interesting that there hasn't been a single great name for a confidential source since then; somehow, as with "-gate" for any scandal, we never got past 1973) and thus come across with the gnomic "there's much more going on" comments, which are sort of helpful and sort of not.

Burroughs, Public Enemies

I love, love, love all those 30s gangsters. Did a research paper for History 467, US Since 1933 with the redoubtable Sidney Fine, sophomore year of college on them and probably something similar in my excellent seminar on radical lit of the 30s with Brian Lloyd, and then found a used copy of this when it came out, then let it sit on the shelf for 2+ years. Buzzed through--big-book week: Perlstein's is a 748-pager and this one's 550.

Mostly a narrative history of 1933-34, in which we learn:
1. Burroughs' disillusionment with Bonnie and Clyde (I get the sense that he originally might have thought they were interesting, then did more research and found they were pointless thugs deserving of no cultural resonance whatsoever)
2. the venality but nothing more of Ma Barker (apparently a nice, scattered old lady who did a lot of jigsaw puzzles but whom J. Edgar Hoover made into a mastermind)
3. the ineptitude of the early FBI, which boasted a bunch of college boys with law degrees who couldn't shoot and apparently couldn't follow or capture anyone either.
4. what I presume is the regrettable inaccuracy of the Thompson machine gun (there are numerous scenes of gangsters and G-men firing wildly at each other, then everybody gets away, unless someone hit a car's radiator by blind luck); from Philip B. Sharpe, "The Thompson Sub-Machine Gun," American Inst. of Crim. Law 23 (1932-33): 1098:

            The accuracy of the sub-machine gun is decidedly interesting. File records of the Auto-Ordnance firm indicate that in a Mann rest test fired at Hartford, Conn., May 2, 1921, the mean radius using a Remington Standard 230 grain bullet at 100 yards ran 1.89 inches. At 200 yards mean radius was 4.92 inches; at 300 yards 7.63 inches at 400 yards it increased to 18.31; while at 500 yards it jumped to 20.45 inches. Accordingly, one can assume that the accuracy of the more or less spent bullets is quite uncontrolled at the longer ranges. This writer suggests that the effective range of the weapon is under 300 yards....While the Thompson gun is a simple one to handle, it should not be used indiscriminately by any member of a police department. Machine gunning is a job requiring experience.

5. more excellent 30s slang, like "yeggs," "git" (the detailed getaway map for a bank robber), and more; shades of Miller's Crossing, with the timeless line, "We only take yeggs what's been to college"
6. Machine Gun Kelly was sort of a loser as a criminal, and Pretty Boy Floyd actually WAS good to the regular folks he encountered
7. and what should be a more shocking revelation that Burroughs underplays drastically, that the FBI beat criminals (sometimes with telephone books) and occasionally even held them out windows to induce confessions, Suge Knight style

In the single best sentence in the book, Burroughs mentions that the FBI got some Lithuanian-speakers to eavesdrop on the parents of Alvin Karpis, whom he lionizes as the smartest criminal of the period, in the hope that they might lead somewhere. (Excellent find: parts of his Alcatraz disciplinary record.) Instead, all they did was sit around arguing about who was more to blame for their son's life of crime. That's a great short story right there.

Venkatesh, Gang Leader for a Day

I am getting a little sick of these "rogue" economists--I mean, poor little Steven Levitt, with his job at U. Chicago and his NY Times column and his medals. (I would hate to think what a "mainstream" economist with a "real" sense of professional respect would enjoy.) The authentically rogue economist now is probably some colorless person who can't write well putting together tables 13b through 47f for a thesis on role definition among white-collar workers or something.

Anyway, this is the guy whose work Levitt jacked to support the attention-grabbing factoid in Freakonomics that lower-level drug dealers make less than minimum wage. Venkatesh can really write, and here he follows his trail into this research, including a really scary night with a bunch of gunmen on the stairs when he just blunders in there with his clipboard and is lucky not to get shot, and the later money shot, where he gets to celebrate bring-your-sociologist-to-work day and pretend-run the gang for about 12 hours. It's really hard, actually--lots of judgment calls about how and where to calibrate authority, inter-gang issues to arbitrate (violence? talk?), disputes on which to rule where both parties are hard to trust. There's also some great reflexive stuff about how his work on the underground economy gets used by ghetto power brokers to squeeze the people under them even before, since now all the little secrets people had get nurtured thrown into the open and can thus be taxed.

Moskos, Cop in the Hood

OK, I have to say, what the hell happened to Princeton UP? This is worst proofreading job I've seen on a book maybe ever, and worse than a good many research papers from high-school students I've graded. Geez.

Anyway, after The Wire, a lot of this just feels like confirmation: you say "PO-lice" in Bawlmer, and "jack up" means one thing to NYC cops and another to Bawlmer PO-lice. There are some really good things in the sociology--the structure of staffing and paperwork means that there are actual incentives to NOT arrest people (even assuming that arrests are a useful measurement of how good a job cops are doing); drug wars just mean rounding up lots of people on the street, to no purpose whatsoever, and running them briefly through the system (the only time he noticed a real decline, for a day or two, was when police and FBI sweeps followed hard upon each other, resulting in crackheads stealing a lot of sugar from the corner laundromat's coffee spot); there are all sorts of ways of manifesting your authority, from driving slow to eyeballing to stopping to actually getting out of the car. Moskos says he never fired his gun in 20 months on the job and that he would have died for his fellow cops, whereas not so much for his colleagues at the John Jay College of Criminal Justice. Cool blog for the book, too. Some stuff that was neat to learn, but not revelatory.

Perlstein, Nixonland

Not quite as good as his Barry Goldwater book. Perlstein has an endless appetite for political maneuvering--the near-candidacies, or failed candidacies, of George Romney and Ed Muskie are told in endless, almost-always-interesting detail, as with the failed William Scranton campaign last time around, and there are countless little details about every facet of 1968 and before I didn't know--like that most of the backlash really started around 1966, and that Ronald Reagan (whom I take to be his next book project, unless it's W.) had opinions so scarily simplistic about government that he should never have been allowed near a statehouse. That Nixon's people invented the "spontaneous" political demo well before the concoctions Frank Rich documents in The Greatest Story Ever Sold. That there were a whole bunch of "hippie lynchings" in the early 70s, which just proves my theory that Billy Jack is a neglected American masterpiece. (No, not really.) Also, that Nixon's nickname during WWII was Iron Butt, for his ability to endure hand after hand of poker until he had a winner. (Hence, your handy-dandy career metaphor.) But there are occasional stylistic glitches that bugged me--every time George Wallace speaks, he "drawls"; words like "soiled" and "humiliating" crop up too often--and the central argument, that "Nixonland" (a term whose provenance he traces to the 50s, surprisingly) is a new state of political being wherein we engage in all sorts of thuggery and underhandedness in the coherent and sincere conviction that we represent the best of America and our enemies its absolute worst, just doesn't strike me as true. I mean, Civil War? Hamilton v. Jefferson?

It seems to me that the point is not that Nixon succeeded in creating two Americas, but that he encouraged and abetted a politics and political language where that trope could be mobilized again and again. Nixon's own shifting fortunes are certainly testimony to that; if his coalition was so stable and real, then why the rises and falls in his political fortunes even before Watergate? Still, he got me on to several other fascinating books from the period, such as Garry Wills' excellent and previously unknown to me 1968 book The Second Civil War, on which Perlstein relies heavily for its two-nations argument, of which J. Anthony Lukas noted in the Times that "I may be reflecting my own journalist's preference for the reportorial technique, but I think Mr. Wills has given a brilliant demonstration of how sensitive reporting can illuminate a field in a way that neither scholarship nor polemics can....The book is brimming with live, recognizable people--and one begins to understand what is happening in America today by understanding them....Perhaps Mr. Wills's greatest achievement is that he had learned a great deal about the ghetto and those who live in it. For that reason, far more than his description of the approaching collision, his book should be read by every white American." Wills' book is just as good a late-60s document as The Armies of the Night or Slouching Towards Bethlehem, but nobody's ever heard of it. So it's a service right there to bring it back into people's consciousness. (Also, the used copy I got was at some point property of National Review's research department, which is just excellent.) But if we are in Nixonland, it could just as well be (John) Brownland, or Jeffersonland, or a few others.

Horwitz, A Voyage Long and Strange

Early America is weird. There are lots of lost people, lots of cannibalism, vanished expeditions, cities of gold, and a whole lot of maltreatment of natives. Horwitz's history-tourism stuff is always fun and entertaining, and he somehow manages to hook up with a good bunch of cranks and nutsos to track the story's ramifications to the present vividly. This probably works best in Confederates in the Attic, where he's tracking the resonances of the Civil War, and thus the story isn't even over yet (cue Faulkner quotation here). And his Captain Cook book carries its own burden of tragedy, since there's the contemporary tourist-trap aspect of the South Seas to play off and blame on what the first Europeans did to the place. This is third-best, I think, since some of the places he visits, particularly those where there are religious arguments about Protestant vs. Catholic inroads (the 16th century still isn't over) or natives vs. African-Americans v. Europeans (the 17th century still isn't over), pose questions that still matter. Some of them don't, really, though: the 10th century is over, so there's not a ton of cultural-conflict juice to wring out of Norsemen. His stints in a sweat lodge, and particularly in conquistador armor (hot, sweaty, leaden, but pretty secure-feeling), are pretty funny, and I now know De Soto vs. Coronado, but this is not his best.